Showing posts with label crap. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crap. Show all posts
Tuesday, 23 October 2007
Wednesday, 3 October 2007
Of dark linings and silver clouds...[part-1]
I was supposed to finish this post on the night of the 20-20 world cup..but for matters of the heart or the body...it has lain incomplete in my drafts..i know its not relevant anymore to anyone(probably never was :D) i know its pure crap for all and a bit too long at that..the reason i am posting this is 'coz i promised myself i will...'coz i needed to break the jinx of never writing a post i promise myself i would..'coz sometimes, i just love writing crap..its a high in itself :D..anyway lets cut the crap :D so go ahead people read on...
Well..people talk about dark clouds with silver linings..and here i am with a day which seems to be the perfect example of a dark lining followed by a glorious silver cloud :D
here i was starting the day with my phone gone kaput..with some very strange painful burning ugly insect bites all over my shoulder arms, legs ankle, a** and a lot of other places i am not going to mention..
college started with stares and questions about the rather suspect looking huge mark on my neck which to my great embarrassment resembled a rather violent love bite, thanks to those kidas everybody in the college now thinks, i have a rather vicious love life :|
well, thats not the end...my dark lining was just getting thicker...
So, college ended and i went in the sweltering heat to the rather grubby part of sector-14, all alone, looking for the "nokia service centre"..almost died thrice trying to cross the merciless main roads of gurgaon (i know this sounds kiddish, but i am real bad at crossing roads..have had quite a few knights in shining armors save me from those street monsters..in fact i am quite convinced I'll end up being run down while crossing the road..i.e. of course if a lizard manages not to fall on me first :D..psst..refer lizardo phobia)
Well somehow i finally made it to the nokia centre alive, only to be made to wait there for an hour, thirsty, sweating, tired and the only girl there and that too alone among a set of staring, lechering, crotch-scratching rough men..agree i have had loads of practice in the IGNORE-GAME but i don't deny being all alone there was scary..
so to take my mind off my ever thickening-lining..i started watching this movie that was playing on mute on the dilapidated TV set in the corner..i think the name was "zamana" starring a rather lost looking rishi kapoor as a self-righteous gangster angry at his principle-wadi elder brother played by a well-past-his-bloom Rajesh Khanna :D
but the best part was the funny dancing fight sequence by the effeminate dance teacher of one of the female leads
one of the most hilarious sequences i have seen till date..i was so absorbed i almost did not hear my name being called..
so finally my turn came and you must be thinking there goes..time for the silver cloud..
not so soon..the lining is still not dark enough it seems :D
so the impatient guy behind the desk asked me to quickly state what was wrong
as always i started by forgetting my model number then fumbled along with my complaint
he took a look n told me with a grin "madam iska to LCD udd gaya h minimum 4000 ka kharcha ayega...bolo..kara dun thik :D"
you can imagine as soon as i heard 4000..i could see the lining stretch to cover the horizon..
so i left the centre with my broken cell in one hand and the dark line in the other :|
started my journey back to the hostel but then decided to go up to the main market to gorge on some food to kill my blues..and since God seems to have created me with a dysfunctional compass..i ended up getting lost in the myriad streets of sector 14..had to ask for directions from 3-on-1-scooter-mustached-grinning-school-kids...hehe...well, ok may be not a very dark edge to my thick dark lining..
now its time for the silver cloud to blossom...
to be continued.. ;)
Tuesday, 28 August 2007
I M BACK..!!..
Well, i know i deserve to be crucified for being lazy enough to be absent from my blog for so long
I could site the fact that the wi-fy in my hostel wasn't working or that i just didn't have the time(which would be well, as far from the fact as could be) or that i was in relatively deeper throes of depression than usual..
well, whatever i might say...the truth is simply that i was too lazy to as much as open my own blog, or for that matter, that of others
so you wonder what has brought me back from my slumber into the ever bubbling and growing bloggers' universe...
hmmm...
this new 3 days off per week schedule which we fourth years' are blessed(or rather cursed) with, a rumie who has gone back to bed for want of anything better to do, no friends worth talking to on gtalk or yahoo, insomnia, heartbreak(well, i sometimes wonder how long it would be before my heart is ground to dust under the constant assaults it bears), mosquitoes, a need to ramble about nothing in particular..well whatever the reason might be.. i m back!!
a lot has most certainly not happened in my life in the last few weeks i have been absent from my space...
but anyway here goes the countdown of the highlights of my life this last few weeks..
1. college is now open so i am in Gurgaon and not sleeping my days off at home.
2. i have grown to about twice my size in these holidays..as a result, my friends went into shock on seeing me and gave me an ultimatum that if i didn't want to end up like an over weight killer whale i had to do some drastic slimming down..
the brighter side of course was that i got to revamp my whole wardrobe as none of my clothes fitted me anymore..and since i love getting new clothes..well did you hear me complain too loud? ;)
3. lost my best friend to that most potent of all poisons..love
4. got placed in accenture in addition to infosys, something that has done not much accept add to my already mammoth list of confusions (by the way if any of you have more idea about the software industry than i do..please do share your view on the subject "which would be better to join as an assistant engineer straight out of college- Infosys or accenture??" i shall be obliged :D)
5. got my result..quite to my surprise(a pleasant one for a change) i passed in all the subjects
6. misplaced my trust and belief and demands and am stuck in this mire with no way out without tearing a lot of heart ligaments (nothing unusual there, this is quite a usual state of life for me )
7. wrote my first poem in over three years and posted it on my blog...hated it
8.lost one of my oldest friends to depression(my own not hers'..she is just fed up of seeing me at the end..refer to point 6.)
9.know exactly what i should be doing and as usual doing exactly the opposite of it even though its shredding me to ribbons...
10. getting bored to death, may be they'll have to hold a funeral soon.. ;) :D
in short..not much to share..and i can attribute this post to nothing except an insistent desire to write..
well hopefully, my next post wouldn't be as dismal as this..so watch this space for something better to come..as i said, hope..
I could site the fact that the wi-fy in my hostel wasn't working or that i just didn't have the time(which would be well, as far from the fact as could be) or that i was in relatively deeper throes of depression than usual..
well, whatever i might say...the truth is simply that i was too lazy to as much as open my own blog, or for that matter, that of others
so you wonder what has brought me back from my slumber into the ever bubbling and growing bloggers' universe...
hmmm...
this new 3 days off per week schedule which we fourth years' are blessed(or rather cursed) with, a rumie who has gone back to bed for want of anything better to do, no friends worth talking to on gtalk or yahoo, insomnia, heartbreak(well, i sometimes wonder how long it would be before my heart is ground to dust under the constant assaults it bears), mosquitoes, a need to ramble about nothing in particular..well whatever the reason might be.. i m back!!
a lot has most certainly not happened in my life in the last few weeks i have been absent from my space...
but anyway here goes the countdown of the highlights of my life this last few weeks..
1. college is now open so i am in Gurgaon and not sleeping my days off at home.
2. i have grown to about twice my size in these holidays..as a result, my friends went into shock on seeing me and gave me an ultimatum that if i didn't want to end up like an over weight killer whale i had to do some drastic slimming down..
the brighter side of course was that i got to revamp my whole wardrobe as none of my clothes fitted me anymore..and since i love getting new clothes..well did you hear me complain too loud? ;)
3. lost my best friend to that most potent of all poisons..love
4. got placed in accenture in addition to infosys, something that has done not much accept add to my already mammoth list of confusions (by the way if any of you have more idea about the software industry than i do..please do share your view on the subject "which would be better to join as an assistant engineer straight out of college- Infosys or accenture??" i shall be obliged :D)
5. got my result..quite to my surprise(a pleasant one for a change) i passed in all the subjects
6. misplaced my trust and belief and demands and am stuck in this mire with no way out without tearing a lot of heart ligaments (nothing unusual there, this is quite a usual state of life for me )
7. wrote my first poem in over three years and posted it on my blog...hated it
8.lost one of my oldest friends to depression(my own not hers'..she is just fed up of seeing me at the end..refer to point 6.)
9.know exactly what i should be doing and as usual doing exactly the opposite of it even though its shredding me to ribbons...
10. getting bored to death, may be they'll have to hold a funeral soon.. ;) :D
in short..not much to share..and i can attribute this post to nothing except an insistent desire to write..
well hopefully, my next post wouldn't be as dismal as this..so watch this space for something better to come..as i said, hope..
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